Tuesday, September 8, 2009

High Standards, Low Battery

Hey ladies, I'm a 28/m and I.... and I...

This is never going to work. Look at all these guys on here, I look nothing like them. I have no facial hair, no big muscles or fat belly. I'm a skinny, hairless, guy that looks 10 years younger than he really is. The internet is not a place for me to find a date, apparently. Maybe my dog will have a better time getting a date, let's try.

"Hi everyone, my name is Indiana, but you can call me Indy. I have a ball, would you like to throw my ball? My interests include obedience, sleeping in, and going outside for any reason at all (excpet when it's raning) I'm an old man, 70 if you can believe it (I like to stay in shape), and I'm HWP. Um... one thing though. I really don't like loud noises so NO FIREWORKS PLEASE. I'm strict about this. Pic 4 Pic!"

1 comments:

CraigsList said...

I am a female human who enjoyed your ladybug post very much; the feeling in it made me so sad... so out of interest in who wrote it, I found this and of course my dog saw Indy and this post and my dog said she would bite me if I did not respond for her. Her name is Ebony. She is a cute little cocker spaniel mix. Black, but since we keep her hair short her ears are grey. She is a little older than I am but she is a young 35 but has a mature demeanor. She enjoys running outside for any reason and absolutely loves walks and drives. But she adores chasing cats and squirrels! She is a bit of a mother but if you don't mind a wet tongue then you will be fine. She never plays with fire and therefore no fireworks and be rest assured she will never take up the habit of playing with fire either since he paws are pretty furry and would ignite instantly.
If fireworks are being lit outside she will proudly hide under the bed with you.
She isn't picky stay in or go out... as long as she is in good company!

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